Cameron Diaz in Oscar de la Renta Fall 2010
Deborah Ann Woll in Nicole Miller
Elizabeth Banks in Atelier Versace Spring 2009 Couture
Julianne Moore in Calvin Klein
We realize minimalism is CK's thing, but this dress is so minimal it barely exists at all. And the lack of color doesn't help her.
Kristen Stewart in Monique Lhuillier
Mariah Carey in Valentino
At first, we were like, "Oh, how tasteful for Mimi." Then she flashed Seacrest her vagina and he burst into tears on camera in front of millions, thereby ensuring everyone of his raging, testosterone-fueled heterosexuality. We should have known better. Mimi doesn't do tasteful.
Michelle Pfeiffer in Carolina Herrera Pre-Fall 2010
Nicole Richie in Reem Acra
Having made THAT incredibly bitchy comment, it is a pretty fab dress and we dig her eye makeup.
Sarah Jessica Parker in Chanel Spring 2010 Couture
We really tried to like this dress. We viewed it up close, from far away, standing on our heads, you name it. But it just isn't a pretty dress. It's a weird dress. Between this and Diane Kruger's sad shredded dress, Uncle Karl did not have a good night on the red carpet.
And while we originally applauded her gigantic Streisand-esque 'do, further evidence revealed that her hairdresser apparently ran out of serum. Seriously, what is up with all those flyaways?
Sigourney Weaver in Lanvin
Also, we really kinda hate that hairstyle. It's so bland. You're a movie star, not an assistant office manager. She's still a strikingly beautiful woman and a more stylish cut could do wonders for her.
Zoe Saldana in Givenchy Spring 2010 Couture
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