"Just kidding. This is really just a computer generated set for the credits sequence for Project Runway, starring me, some Hispanic chick who works in the garment district or something, and some queen who wears the same outfit every day! Every day! Can you believe that?""My belly is hypnotic, isn't it? It's okay. I know I'm hot all the way through my third trimester. You should have seen me when my water broke last time! No man could take his eyes off me!"
"I don't mean to be a bother, but could someone help me down? I have no idea how to get off this stupid thing. I have to be somewhere in 15 minutes. And then I have to be somewhere else 15 minutes after that. Oh, and I'm supposed to be making a department store appearance in Ft. Lauderdale in about an hour. And then at 2, I have to shoot a Tide commercial."
"Of course, most women hate me for looking like this when I'm pregnant, but fuck all y'all bitches. Can I help it if I have good strong German genes and a hot black stud of a husband? Bitches always gotta hate."
"Are we done? Good. Load them up in the truck and get them out of here. Where's my assistant? It's time for my prenatal vitamins."
Labels: Project Runway, Project Runway Season 7
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