The Tom & Lorenzo Archives: 2006 -2011

Vera Wang Store Launch

Vera Wang had a little store launch party in Los Angeles and all the stars showed up - in Donna Karan.

Haha, no. But wouldn't that have been awesome if they had? Let's judge them!

Amber Valleta

Cute. A little plain. They shoo'd her away from the drinks because she didn't show up in Vera Wang.

Angie Harmon in Vera Wang Spring 2010

We don't's a cute dress in that Miss Havisham kind of way. Would have liked a little color but it's not her fault the dress is the same color as the floor and the backdrop.

Maggie Grace
in Vera Wang Pre-Fall 2010

Doesn't she look fresh as a very wrinkled daisy! When we perfect the back-of-the-limo steamer we're going to be millionaires. Not loving the necklace.

Mila Kunis
in Vera Wang Fall 2010

She's posed in such a way that we're not getting the full effect of the saddlebags, which is probably why we think she looks cute in these pictures.

Reese Witherspoon

Academy Award-winning actress Reese Witherspoon prevents her clothes from wrinkling through sheer force of will. Either that, or Academy Award-winning actress Reese Witherspoon can fly and has no need for limousines.

Renee Zellweger in Vera Wang Fall 2010

Where are your gays, Miss Zellweger? We mean besides the ones you're constantly dating and marrying? Because honey, if you had non-closeted gays in your life, they would have pointed out a long time ago the correlation between your increasing usage of the lemon face and your declining career.

Cute dress though.


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