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Cannes Watch: Salma Hayek

Move over, Marlo Thomas! It's That Mexican Girl!

Salma Hayek attends the Palme d'Or Award Closing Ceremony held at the Palais des Festivals during the 63rd Annual Cannes Film Festival in Cannes, France in Gucci Première.

Enh. We're underwhelmed.

It's kind of a blah dress in a blah color accentuated by a blah hairstyle. When, genetically speaking, you've got as big a lead in the looks department has Salma here, going out looking blah takes some effort.

We probably wouldn't mind this dress so much if it had a little color. Also if it wasn't riding so low on her boobs. Also that weird choker/strap thing. What's that all about?

Obviously she doesn't look awful because that would be virtually impossible. It's just that, when you consider how good she could look, this comes across as kind of a weak effort.

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