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Jennifer Lopez for Vogue Italia

Jenny from the block loves clothes a little too much.

Jennifer Lopez for Vogue Italia May 2010
Photographed by Michelangelo Di Battista

Two thoughts occur almost immediately.

Dolce & Gabbana Spring 2010 Collection
Model: Hanna Rundlof

Gucci Spring 2010 Collection
Model: Freja Beha Erichsen

Antonio Berardi Spring 2010 Collection
Model: Alla Kostromichova

Prada Spring 2010 Collection
Model: Anabela Belikova

Yves Saint Laurent Spring 2010 Collection
Model: Michaela Kocianova (ELITE)

Givenchy Spring 2010 Collection
Model: Alla Kostromichova (WOMEN)

Lanvin Spring 2010 Collection
Model: Magdalena Frackowiak (ELITE)

One: She's better than this.
Two: Why is she seemingly on the verge of or in the throes of an orgasm in almost every shot? Honey, we like fashion too, but come on. Get a hold of yourself. You have to give those clothes back.

She was never a model, but among entertainers, she was one of the better ones when it came time to pose in pretty dresses, so what's the deal here? Why is she doing that open-mouthed and horny look that only untalented models rely on when they don't know how to sell a look? Why do all of these fabulous pieces look so lackluster? Yes, J Lo's star has fallen considerably over recent years, but she still should be capable of a killer spread. If we were flipping through this issue, we'd probably flip right past these pictures because they're so uninspired. They managed to take pictures of some of the most beautiful clothes in the world on one of the biggest stars of the last 20 years, and it all looks like an old Guess Jeans ad to us

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