The Tom & Lorenzo Archives: 2006 -2011

Jane Lynch Gets Waxed

"Get the AGONY out of your eyes!"

Jane Lynch attends the unveiling of her wax figure
at Madame Tussaud's Hollywood in Hollywood, California.

Of all the celebrity rites of passage - first time on the red carpet, first nomination, first sex tape, the weirdest by far has to be the unveiling of your wax double. Not that there's any chance of this ever happening, but if we ever woke up and found ourselves world famous, the very first thing we would say to our newly formed army of agents and publicists would be, in our best Faye-Dunaway-as-Joan-Crawford voice, "NO WAX FIGURES EVER!!!"

We don't normally cover this sort of thing here at T Lo International Communications, LLC. We'll be honest, it's just a ploy so that we can discuss the breaking news that ohmigod, y'all, CAROL BURNETT has been cast as Sue Sylvester's mother for the upcoming season! True story! How fucking perfect is that casting? Two comedy geniuses pairing up to cause mayhem. We wonder if they'll give Carol a song. We wonder if Carol still has the pipes. Granted, her singing always took a backseat to her comedy and she was never what one would call world-class, but she always had a strong voice and could carry a tune. Either way, we just have to salute that casting. More than likely, there's going to be a ton of stunt-casting on Glee going forward and there's going to be diminishing returns on each one, but this one is perfect. So perfect, we hope they offer her a permanent guest spot.

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