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In or Out: Marion Cotillard in Christian Dior

Non! Non!

Marion Cotillard attends the premiere of 'Les Petits Mouchoirs'
in Paris in a Christian Dior dress.

Christian Dior Fall 2010 Collection
Model: Michaela Kocianova (ELITE)

Well, now you know. Sometimes even Marion Cotillard gets it wrong. Sometimes even DIOR gets it wrong. This is a classic example of a dress that looks smashing on a size 0 20-year-old for 3 minutes on a runway but looks completely different on anyone in the so-called "real world," assuming you want to use a movie star at a premiere as an example of the real world.

Our point is, if Marion can't pull it off, then it's really only meant for runway shows. This looks like a melting trashbag on her. The fabric (leather?) somehow went from luxe to cheap on the journey from runway to red carpet. Of course the look isn't helped by the fact that her Gallic mammaries are threatening to burst forth and sing the Marseillaise at any second. Also, we hate the hem. Also, also, we expect something better than this Supercuts hair, Missy Poodle. Also, also, also, we don't care who made them or how much they cost, mesh shoes are tacky.

Marion, vous êtes PASSÉ.

[Photo Credit: getty/]

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