The Tom & Lorenzo Archives: 2006 -2011

In or Out: Angelina Jolie in Atelier Versace

Baby steps.


Angelina Jolie attends "The Tourist premiere at Palacio de los Deportes
in Madrid, Spain in an Atelier Versace gown.








Y'know, on anyone else, we're not sure how we'd like it, and it is once again a predominately black velvet dress, which should make us say bitchy things, but we can't help it. We kind of love it on her. It's just nice to see something that fits her well and showcases her assets without being obvious, i.e., her tits look really great in this dress. And we like the bejeweled aspect. Yes, she's still irritatingly and somewhat curiously afraid of color appearing anywhere on her body and yes, that skirt definitely has its Morticia-like aspects, but this is such an improvement over that Lifetime Achievement Award frock she wore the other day AND she brushed her hair (although the makeup's still Angie-tragic), that we simply MUST give her an IN to encourage future good behavior.

We don't know WHAT is going on with Brad's pants, though. Bono must have had a garage sale or something.




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